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Did somebody step on a duck?

Jim Dawson

Did somebody step on a duck?

a natural history of the fart

by Jim Dawson

  • 320 Want to read
  • 16 Currently reading

Published by Ten Speed Press in Berkeley, CA .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Flatulence -- Humor

  • Edition Notes

    Includes bibliographical references and index.

    StatementJim Dawson.
    GenreHumor
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.F55 D395 2010
    The Physical Object
    Paginationp. cm.
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL24011199M
    ISBN 109781580081337
    LC Control Number2010000441

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